Anonymous whispered:No lying: Would you rather have a great night of sex but wake up alone or have an okay night but have him waiting with breakfast?
Okay, not lying but I just sighed so hard, dude. Great night of sex and wake up alone. That way we don’t have to have the awkward, ‘I’ll call you later’ talk and I won’t have to find some excuse why I can’t because it turns out the next night is a full moon, and you know what, everything fucking sucks.
