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[ You have TWO new messages. 6:15 PM ]  
“You know, it’s weird. I can’t remember much of what happened last night apart from certain things like touches and smells and flashes of light, and God knows what else, but there was something really strange. I was in cab, and I think I was with Joseph– No, wait… I know that I was with Joseph… But it didn’t smell right, you know? ‘Cause I don’t think he wears perfume and–”

[ 6:20 PM]
“I fucking hate phones. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. He doesn’t wear perfume, and you spray it like air freshener… I like him. This is not okay.”