Babysitter Shenanigans

Zoey Why is the sky blue?

Charlie Because the grass took the colour green and blue was left.

Zoey No, it's not.

Charlie Yes, it is.

Zoey But I learned in school today that--

Charlie Well then, why are you asking?

Zoey 'Cause I knew you'd lie.

Charlie Who says I'm lying?

Zoey It's not what my teacher said.

Charlie Maybe your teacher's lying.

Zoey No, she's not.

Charlie Says who?

Zoey Says me!

Charlie It's bad to lie, Zoey.

Zoey I'M NOT LYING!